Thursday, January 24, 2008
Is that lube?!?
Here's a little story Phollower told me about a guy in our co-ed hockey league. We'll call this guy ND. And before I start, I am going to say that ND seems like a really nice guy, not skeevy at all. Well, it seems ND came in to the locker room and told Phollower he just saw some of the girls coming into the rink. And he saw something hanging off one of the girl's hockey bags that looked like lube. He told Phollower that he knew it could not be lube, but it just looked so much like it. And that he was thinking he needed to stop by the women's locker room more often. Upon further inspection, he saw that it was hand sanitizer. Phollower said "That was my wife." In truth, I think both Zoe and I have hand sanitizer hanging off our bags, but Phollower did not know that. When I see ND again, I am going to tell him that I don't know what goes on in the guys locker room, but I heard he may be in need of some lube and that he should know we don't have any in the women's locker room.
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Geez, who doesn't bring lube to hockey? I find it quite useful, myself.
It's especially good for cramming that shit in there.
(BTW: Did you know ND's originally from your part of the country? Batavia if I remember correctly.)
You'd never want to mistake Purell for lube. Yuck! That would probably be as bad as mistaking Clearasil for toothpaste.
I never go anywhere without my trusty lube.
I mean, you just never know....
O'Butter: One of the women we play hockey with said something about when she thinks of me, she thinks of of "You gotta cram that shit in there." and tube (because of this story). Someone else in the locker room had not heard the story - just what had been said about me. Led to an interesting discussion.
Zoe: Yes that story is coming up soon.
Maria: You make a good point.
Not the guy from Batavia. I have to pretend I didn't hear that. If that's who I think it is, it will ruin the image (fantasy) in my head.
Oh, and...
Sylvia: "Is this the cum towel?"
MrsOz: "uh, no, it's not."
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