Tuesday, February 12, 2008

The Monkey - because you know secretly you love it

Here are the monkey's picks for the hockey fantasy league Phollower and I run, as chosen by he and I. I love the Osgood choice personally. And the Lehtonen choice sends a "shout out" to MrsOz and Trapper John.

Sharp (CHIC) Those incisors are quite sharp!

Nash (CBJ) As a result of losing another week in the hockey pool, there was much wailing and nashing of teeth at Karrrlll's house.

Jagr (NYR)

Jagrs tear flesh from their prey.

Erat (NSH)
Eeeek erat!

Datsyuk (DET)

My tooth got caught on dats yuk.
Modano (DAL)
(a.k.a. "Teeth" in our house) Have you seen the gleam off those front teeth? They could blind you.

Pronger (ANA)

Watch it. You don't want to pronger!

Streit (MTL)

Braces will make your teeth streit.
R. Blake (LA)
I'm gonna punch you in the mouth and blake your front tooth!
Gerber (OTT)
If you don't brush, all your food may be made by gerber.

Osgood (DET)

Your breath is not osgood as I had hoped.
Lehtonen (ATL)
The space between his two front teeth is lehtonen air.

3 comments:

Maria said...

Um...hockey?

limpy99 said...

No one took Zednik? As in "when Zednik's head fell off his shoulders and hit the ice, all his teeth fell out"?

Too soon?

Sylvia said...

Limpy: As many of my friends will attest, I am not the compass of correctness. But on this one, I am guessing, yeah probably a little too soon.