Sharp (CHIC) | Those incisors are quite sharp! |
Nash (CBJ) | As a result of losing another week in the hockey pool, there was much wailing and nashing of teeth at Karrrlll's house. |
Jagr (NYR) | Jagrs tear flesh from their prey. |
Erat (NSH) | Eeeek erat! |
Datsyuk (DET) | My tooth got caught on dats yuk. |
Modano (DAL) | (a.k.a. "Teeth" in our house) Have you seen the gleam off those front teeth? They could blind you. |
Pronger (ANA) | Watch it. You don't want to pronger! |
Streit (MTL) | Braces will make your teeth streit. |
R. Blake (LA) | I'm gonna punch you in the mouth and blake your front tooth! |
Gerber (OTT) | If you don't brush, all your food may be made by gerber. |
Osgood (DET) | Your breath is not osgood as I had hoped. |
Lehtonen (ATL) | The space between his two front teeth is lehtonen air. |
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
The Monkey - because you know secretly you love it
Here are the monkey's picks for the hockey fantasy league Phollower and I run, as chosen by he and I. I love the Osgood choice personally. And the Lehtonen choice sends a "shout out" to MrsOz and Trapper John.
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3 comments:
Um...hockey?
No one took Zednik? As in "when Zednik's head fell off his shoulders and hit the ice, all his teeth fell out"?
Too soon?
Limpy: As many of my friends will attest, I am not the compass of correctness. But on this one, I am guessing, yeah probably a little too soon.
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