Phollower (to me): "What are you planning to do this evening?"
Me: "I am going to do whatever you were going to do."
(Note how sweet I can be - wanting to spend time with him and not caring what we are doing.)
Phollower: "Well in that case, I was planning to give myself a hand job."
I guess that is what I get for my sweetness.
5 comments:
So you gave yourself a hand-job too?
Maybe they put their hands together. You know, like you got your chocolate in my peanutbutter..no, you got your peanutbutter on my chocolate. No?
That's right Limpy, I did. I don't go for that subtle asking stuff.
And she didn't do anything for me. Making her both a liar and a prude.
Phollower is my hero.
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