To be said in the cadence of Jeff Foxworthy...

"If you piss with a turbo snail just to get his shell, you might be a red-leg."

....brought you by our friend, Knitts, who cracks us all up regularly.

Definitions for the aquatic novices:
turbo snail: big snail in our tank which can be seen here.
red leg: red-legged hermit crab, also can be seen in our tank (and in the picture below).


Why would she say this? Who know. Maybe it is partly because one of our red-legged crabs (the one in the picture in fact), named "Pinch," attacked the turbo snails when we added them to the tank. The story is related in the link above ("here").