Yes, we are back from Buffalo. While there, Phollower, Kaaarrrl (my brother), MrsOz (my sister), and her husband spent a few days on some land my Dad owns. It was a nice time. Here is one of the conversations which occurred while we were sitting around a campfire. Don't ask - I don't recall how this conversation started. I think MrsOz brought it up out of nowhere.
MrsOz: I think double penetration is secretly everyone's fantasy.
Me: Ummm...no I would bet not. Do you know what that is?
MrsOz: Yes.
Me: Ok, what is it?
For this part of the conversation, she acted like I was an idiot for asking her to explain this concept. But the rest of you I imagine can see why I did.
MrsOz: Well you have two guys at once.
Me: Yes, but where do you have the two guys?
MrsOz: Well you have the regular place and then there is only one other place really.
Me: Where is that one other place?
Wait for it...Wait for it...
MrsOz: The mouth.
Me: Ummm...no. That is not what is meant by double penetration.
MrsOz: Oh. In that case, I take back what I said earlier about it being everyone's fantasy.
This left me wondering how even her definition was everyone's fantasy. But maybe that's just me.
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No, I'm still left wondering how that's every girls fantasy too. Even if you subsitute girls for guys here in this 3-way sandwich, not my fantasy.
That's hilarious. Neither definition appeals to me.
A few years ago my younger sister who is in her 30's announced at dinner with my parents that her husband sodomized her that morning. When we questioned her on the definition of sodomy, she informed us that "Duh, it's when someone bites you."
Opps, I forgot...
Welcome back!
Tysgirl: Amazing how people get these things confused, isn't it?!? Phollower says to tell you he is going to "sodomize" his pork chop at dinner tonight.
I'm just trying to imagine how much Mr. Oz was drinking during this conversation. I'm going to go with "a lot"
Good to know Phollower's alive.
Albeit somewhat unfortunately for his pork chops apparently.
As long as Pork Chop isn't the name of your cat, we're good.
Limpy and Tysgirl: No cats were harmed in the house. And no pork chops endured anything but the usual treatment for them (in our house that means cooking and eating - just in case your usual is different).
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