Thursday, August 7, 2008

They may need more donations

So as those of you who read Zoe's blog know, she and BP are planning to start their family this fall. YEAH Zoe and BP!! But of course, since nothing is sacred in our little circle of friends.....

Phollower: You may go through a lot of sperm.
Zoe: Well you can only try once per month.
Me: Can't you have it on hand, like in the freezer, in case you want to try again a day later, just to maximize the ovulation period?
Phollower (making hand motions like he is squirting something on his neck): But then BP would just be using the extra to go for the money shot.

5 comments:

mama biscuit said...

I'm sure the money shot is every lesbian's fantasy. Not.

Frank said...

Ok, so I read the title and was thinking how we should hang on to our baby clothes in case they have a kid who likes blue, dinosaurs, trucks, spiderman and football. Then I read the rest of the post and my first thought was "Damn, I'm glad I read the rest of the post before volunteering any donations..."

Tysgirl: Is it anyone's? Not really expecting an answer, but after the wonderful revelations about double penetrations a few weeks ago, this blog has become my go-to source for all the stuff they never taught in sex-ed.

Sylvia said...

Frank: It is sad indeed if I am your source for sex ed. Go to Zoe! Or Phollower!

mama biscuit said...

Frank: I don't know anyone like that but I'm sure there's someone out there.

limpy99 said...

No, no you certainly don't Tysgirl.

Thank Xenu I do.